My first taste of Army bullshit

So I went back to the recruiting Office and turned in all of the paperwork that Sgt. Rice had given me. She entered a shit load of info into the computer and had my mom sign the parental consent form since I'm under 18. Blah blah blah, I left and Sgt. Rice told me she would call me in a day or two to tell me when I would be going to MEPS. MEPS is the place where you basically do all of the shit that determines whether or not you can join the military and exactly what it is you're going to be doing in the military and for how long.

I get a call that night at about 9 PM and a man named Sgt. Stevens, (name changed again) who I've never heard of and never seen at the recruiters office, tells me that Sgt. Rice has "other things to do" and he's going to be handling me now. Fucking great. So he comes by the next day and picks me up and basically does a bunch of shit that Sgt. Rice has already done. We get all of my shit in the computer, again, and send it to some magical place and he tells me I'll be going to MEPS in 3 days. Cue more worrying. He tells me the MEPS experience will be something like this.

-Arrive at Hotel
-Spend the night with someone you don't know and will never see again
-Wake up before the fucking sun even takes its middle of the night piss
-Go to the MEPS
-Do a bunch of shit for about 9 hours or so
-Come home with some shit job that you had no intentions of doing when you walked in